Me: Leo, did you put your acorn in my flour sifter?
Leo: It's not your sifter mom, it's everyone's sifter.
Later at bathtime...
Leo: (crying) Soap got in my eyes.
Me: No it didn't, and anyway it's tear-free. Which part of tear-free don't you understand? (said nicely)
Leo: I don't understand any of it.
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